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Lucky Charms Disease 

Lucky Charms' Disease is a disorder characterized most commonly by green poops, otherwise known as diarrhea. LCD causes a great deal of discomfort and distress, but it does not permanently harm the intestines and does not lead to a serious disease, such as cancer. Most people can control their symptoms by simply cutting Lucky Charms Cereal out of their diet. For some people, however, LCD can be disabling. They may be unable to work, attend social events, or even travel short distances without droppin a duece de verde.
Joel: Bro my shits have been green and hot ALL day....this blows.

Spenser: Dude it's gotta be Lucky Charms Disease. How many bowls of that shit dude you eat this morning?
Lucky Charms Disease by methh September 13, 2010

They're after me lucky charms! 

A quote used by a small leprechaun in a cereal commercial.
I gave a midgit $5 to say "They're after me lucky charms!"

lucky charm 

someone who is very special to another person
sam is kate's lucky charm because she is small and green
lucky charm by KATMANTHA May 14, 2004

lucky cigarette 

An excuse not to give your last cigarette away.

Your "lucky" is a cigarette that you turn upside-down first before smoking any others in the pack, and is intended to be the last cigarette of the pack that you smoke.

This is only one of many possible reasons behind the lucky cigarette.
Thing 1: "Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
Thing 2: "Sorry...I've only got my lucky cigarette."
lucky cigarette by VooDooXII February 18, 2009

Lucky Cigarette 

The lucky cigarette is made by a set of rules ending in luck. There are several ways of determining which cigarette is the lucky one. Some people like to pick the 3rd cigarette in the front row from the left. Others like to open up the pack and slightly shake it down or flick the bottom of the pack to see which cigarette comes out the farthest. Then the chosen cigarette gets turned upside down to be considered the lucky cigarette. The lucky cigarette is meant to be smoked last to give that person luck for that day. But if the lucky cigarette does not get smoked last then you receive bad luck. To gain the luck back you must smoke someone else's lucky cigarette to reverse the bad luck.
Sebastian: "Why are you flipping that cigarette upside down Patricia?"
Patricia: "Because this is meant to be the lucky cigarette!"
Sebastian: "Oh that's awesome, wish I had some luck."
Patricia: "Next time you get a pack, flip the lucky one!"
Lucky Cigarette by remlebocaj September 30, 2013

Lucky Charms 

Lucky Charms is the best cereal. The best part is 100% the marshmallow bits because they are colorful and some of them are shaped like unicorns. The mascot for lucky charms is a little leprechaun and some dumb kids are always trying to steal his treasure. Stay away from Sir Charms.
Lucky Charms by lil.wayne March 9, 2019