A sponge that is used for cleaning ones self. It is various in many colours and they have different styles of lumbardies that exist all around the world. Most normal people call it a loofah but the unnatural people will very much rather say lumbardy.
A dinky of any color that a man has that women love Girl-1-"Hey did u see who I was with last night?"
Girl-2-"Oh ya I did and he was mighty fine!"
Girl-1-"Well we went back to my place and he gave me some of his colorful dinky"
Girl-2-"Oh my! U got to have the lubbadink u must be one pretty lucky girl"
Horny women say they want an amazing dinky,but have they tried the Lubbadink? If not then they should try it because it is amazing and itcomes in different sizes and all colors.
Bloke: Tits is a crap word
Guy: yeah its to spikey "titstits tits", its like your being stabed nigguh
Bloke: i like to call em Lubbadubs
Guy : nice bouncy word