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La Candola of Lubao

La Candola of Lubao is the fake immitation of Lakan Dula of Tondo. The two are not related. Lakan Dula of Tondo is a patriot, La Candola of Lubao is a Spanish collaborator. Historians believe that La Candola

(La Candaba) is not real. It is just an attempt to relate to Lakan Dula of Tondo in a crude way.
La Candola of Lubao is like the fake medals of Marcos.
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A "Luban" is that complete lunatic that runs into a place, yells and demands something without saying anything relevant except for a massive shockwave of made-up words in a high pitch - and everyone in that place knows exactly what this beautiful idiot wants - instantly.
"SQ@%×177HAVVA" - Look son, a wild Luban! He wants to buy a pack of cigarettes.

"Allo blurrrghgg" - I'm sorry sir, each household are only allowed to buy one pack of toilet paper per visit.
Luban by mphstphls October 21, 2020
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Lubov Moya 

John: trish, you are lubov moya
trish: i love you
Lubov Moya by Val1329 June 1, 2010

lubalicious 

Is when your special someone has always got your eye and you would just want to eat them like a fat kid eats cake.....
oh baby you so lubalicious
lubalicious by sarkes Mkrdichian January 20, 2009

Lubaverse 

A state of being not subject to the same laws of physics and norms of humanity as the actual universe. Specifically, the concept of time, as described by either the theory of Newton or Einstein, no longer applies. Increments of time are neither consistent nor measurable, and therefore, clocks and other time devices have no meaning. Human emotions, particularly those of men, also lose much of their meaning, as inhabitants of the Lubaverse are driven solely (and perhaps inexplicably) by the desire (need) to copulate with a particular individual.
The randomness of the Lubaverse is observed by the fact that Latinas are born in Belarus from Belarusian parents.
Lubaverse by Cambodian Travelers February 8, 2010
The Most beautiful girl. And it os also defined as innermost essence
there is Lubaba
lubaba by shayk May 2, 2018
its a word that pertains to everything but mostly used in the sexual way
erik judy dont be getting that lubok though
lubok by ajflljakjlfljkaf May 2, 2011