Lighten the fuck up dude. (Acroynym)
Lame ass sorry excuse for a man texting his friend: "I called Peggy this morning and now its 5pm and she still hasnt called me or texted me. I'm getting worried now maybe she's mad at me or something, I don't know. Or maybe she's cheating on me! Omg I can't believe this is happening!"
Real Man texting his lame ass friend back: Peggy had surgery today u moron. Remember she's getting new boobs today? Ltfud