LQTM 

(lqtm) Laughing Quietly To Myself: A kinder Gentler, more accurate "LOL". First credits for the use of this acronym date back to George W. Braun in 1999.

"I read Melissa B's humorous Facebook post and it had me LQTM"

LQTM by SarcasmRus October 25, 2011

LQTM 

"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb.

When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.

Boner jokes cause me to LQTM.

LQTM by David Hamlin July 7, 2006

LQTS 

This simply means "laughing quietly to self"
Usually used in instant messanger.
Because most of the time when people say LOL, they are usually not laughing out loud, but really to theirselves.

Girl 1:Why didn't the skelliton cross the road?

Girl 2:I don't know why?

Girl 1: Because he had no body to go with!!!

Girl 2: LQTS

LQTS by Shalala Bingbong January 24, 2007

LQTMWTARY 

A variation of LQTM, LQTMWTARY means: Laughing Quietly To Myself While Thinking About Raping You.

Use this to make conversations via AIM and Myspace extra creepy, random, or to inform the person you're talking to that you want to just RAPE THE F*** out of them!

MD: have you seen this vid? www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nTbqbtGug
*watches video*
DS: OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS! LMAO!
MD: I know! LQTMWTARY!
DS: uhh... what's that mean?
MD: Laughing Quietly To Myself While Thinking About Raping You.
DS: ...I'm gonna go now...

LQTMWTARY by CountFunkula October 23, 2008

LQTM 

'Laughing quietly to myself'. An honest alternative to lol. Popularized by US comedian Demetri Martin.

White Boy A says: he was all up in my grill!!
White Boy B says: lqtm

LQTM by Kahno July 11, 2007

lqtms 

Laugh quietly to myself. Founded by Demetri Martin.

Demitri Martin, "Lol's are just over rated. I always type 'lqtms'. Its more honest anyway."

lqtms by allatropic February 10, 2007

lqtm 

Not well known but it stands for "Lesbians quietly tickling monkeys"

Lqtm is enjoyed by many lesbians

lqtm by Rslover92 November 26, 2009