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Lowfat Coffee Icecream 

Marijuana, used to reference the drug without actually saying the name. The term is very useful when talking with friends, near parents.
you can say this, in front of your mom, "Ah man you guys, that lowfat coffee icecream was sooo strong, I think I'm still fucked up from that "sugar" high!"
and this..."This is some goood lowfat coffee icecream, it might as well be a brick of THC!
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You ain't got no lowfat syrup! 

A phrase that is said when you want to change the subject of a conversation. Usually when you want to avoid the subject you are talking about. Similar to " You ain't got no pancake mix!"
Guy 1: So, why did you pour your coffee on my brand new shirt?

Guy 2: You ain't got no lowfat syrup!

Low Fat Jeema 

A phrase coined by a husband making fun of his wife named Gemma at the local Costco. You can even shorten it and use "Jeema" after a sentence, phrase, or word ends in an abrupt sound, most commonly used with words that end in T. For example, if your friend asks you "Do you like my hat?" and appropriate answer would be "Jeema" so that you finish their sentence saying "Do you like my hat Jeema". Another great example would be if you see a carton that says "Jumbo Egg", you would take a picture on snapchat and add text to make it "Jumbo Egg Jeema. It is also popularly used when you have nothing else to say and you want to laugh. If you are ever down, you say "Low Fat Jeema!" and all your problems seem to go away. Give it a try. Or if you're feeling confident, you can add Jeema to almost anything! The possibilities are endless.
"Hey man, what's up? You want to go to the gym with me tonight... Jeema?"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"
Low Fat Jeema by JumboEggJeema January 23, 2015
Usually pertaining to food that is of less quantity, an advertising effort to promote "healthy"
Dorito's Normal: 200 Calories and 10g
Low fat: 100 Calories and 5g
low fat by Dr. Awesome the fourth January 13, 2011
An alternative way to describe when your favorite television show goes on hiatus. Low-atus better represents the dreaded wait for an awesome show to return. It can also be used to describe any period marked by a long wait for something appealing.
The television show Fringe is currently on Lowatus and wont return until April.
Lowatus by RocoD February 25, 2010

low-fat cracker 

a meth addict (usually white)who is really skinny from constantly tweaking.
"What you hangin' wit those toothless low-fat crackers fo'"
low-fat cracker by House of Mayhem December 1, 2006

low fat thot 

A Thot who is thic but not too thicc, but is a hoe. Classy but a little bit trashy.
Marcus told that low fat thot to close her fat hoe mouth, but she replied, I like it open.
low fat thot by Lowfatthot1 February 9, 2018