Not to be confused with morbid obesity or the more commonly known love handle, the love-railing is a single, unified, full-on midsection extension of flab that connects existing love handles together around the lower stomach and the back, providing 360 degrees of access to a secure lovemaking grip-hold, regardless of position. (Primarily relevant to the sexually non-selective)
Emory: Wow, judging by your screams it sounded like that fat chick you took home from the bar last night really worked you over good, huh?
Oglethorpe: You have no idea. I spent the entire night clinging for dear life to her love-railing, praying to God for it to be over.