love boat

weed soaked in elmbalming fluid and laced with PCP. gives you scary ass trips. stay away from this shit, kids.

see also boat and lovely.

that love boat is some whack shit

by Nick Berg's Head May 21, 2004

love boat

Slang for the Vikings offseason voluntary activities.

Maybe Zigi will charter the "love boat" for the players this year.

by nfcnorthman May 31, 2007

love boat

On a nice Friday Evening, one may choose to indulge themselves in a nice love boat. This is where you go to the graveyard and dig up the bodies of 1000 dead women. You should then continue to chop up their bodies and make a raft out of their intestines which you will use to float down a river of their blood and other bodily fluids. You will then have sex with each and every one of their eye sockets while eating their gall bladders. As defined by Holmes.

Hey babe, you up for a love boat tonight?

by Elmo McCheese January 11, 2006

Love Boat

Penis

Float your love boat down my love canal.

by musicgirl90 June 15, 2010

love-boat

a fat couple

Person 1: "Wow, Dave is fat."
Person 2: "Carla is, too."
Person 1: "They'd make a great love-boat."

by PAIIIGE. July 11, 2008

Alaskan love boat

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.

Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.

by Tustin69 July 30, 2022