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when you have a testicle removed and the testicle remaining gets lonely
After the surgery, I think I developed lonball.
lonball by emilejfagerstromiv December 15, 2018

Lowball Lonnie 

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.

lolballz 

Balls that are loled, or the state of having one's balls loled after a funny joke.
OMG! LOLBALLZ!!! *falls onto the floor laughing*
lolballz by «F»Voyager September 15, 2009

lolballoon 

Word commonly used to describe an helium balloon. Since most people just inhale the helium and have a funny voice, it is referred as a LOLballoon.
-Hello Jack Lol!
-Omg Pete you have a funny voice!
-Normal, i inhaled a Lolballoon!
-LOL
lolballoon by Nicobbq September 8, 2009
To try to pay lower /unrealistically low amount
this girl tried to lowball me out of two books for 70 dollars
lowball by triple h January 26, 2005

Puerto Rican Lowball 

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans
Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash

Mark: “how about no, and speak English”

Pedro: “400 cash right now”

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”
Puerto Rican Lowball by Clark408 September 29, 2020