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Lorenze can be a delinquent!! But he's loving, caring, and kind once you get to know him. He will watch out for you and protect you with his life as long as you have his respect and trust. His sense of fairplay and fighting for the underdog will lead him to a career in justice. Lorenze is a leader and he will guide you to the best of his abilities, he will watch you grow into something amazing for he is everyone's big brother.
Back off! Who do you think you are a Lorenze!
lorenze by I.M.A.Mackner August 28, 2017
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Lorenzosexual

When people simp over someone called Lorenzo and daydream about railing him whenever they have spare time
“Bro Lorenzo’s so sexy omg!”
“Are you lorenzosexual?”
“Yesss!”
“Same!”
Lorenzosexual by bananabitch123 February 11, 2021

Lorenzos 

Slang term for a set of rims (usually chrome) manufactured by "Lorinser".
Every time I come around yo' city/bling bling/Pinky ring worth about 50/bling bling/Every time I buy a new ride/bling bling/Lorenzos on Yokohama tires/bling bling
Lorenzos by acuraracer July 10, 2003

Lorenzen 

A Lorenzen, also known as the Russian Switch, occurs when one staunchly supports an idea or opinion, only to suddenly lose interest when said opinon/idea is proven inaccurate. The maneuver often frustrates people, who don't understand why they just spent 5 minutes arguing against someone who apparently didn't have an actual opinion or viewpoint to begin with.
Brian swore he knew New York like the back of his hand, but his constant misdirection proved to be an infuriating Lorenzen.
Lorenzen by GOB Bluth September 8, 2005

Jared Lorenzen 

The fattest quarterback in the NFL.
Jared Lorenzen is no quarter pounder at that position.
Jared Lorenzen by Hoagous September 24, 2007
Can be compared to a loving and warm home. A Lorenzell will change your life forever and define every moment of your existence after he enters your atmosphere. He is caring but firm; and more sensitive than meets the eye. He is artistic and creative, not afraid to try something new. A Lorenzell will make your short life on this earth an infinite memory.
"I just had a horrible day, I can't wait to go home to my Lorenzell."
Lorenzell by thabibit December 20, 2021

Lorenzosyndroom 

Lack to function properly in daily life.

People with with Lorenzo syndrome also lack too communicate properly.
Our understand normal language.
Tom is sending a video twice in a group chat, people with Lorenzosyndroom respond:

Hey you speak tomsantana.
Lorenzosyndroom by Prof. Lorenzo October 17, 2018