Definitions by Hoagous

Jared Lorenzen 

The fattest quarterback in the NFL.

Jared Lorenzen is no quarter pounder at that position.

Jared Lorenzen by Hoagous September 24, 2007

Knot Friends

When two friends cross arms at the elbows and exclaim to all surrounding, "Knot Friends!". Usually resulting in an awkward social confrontation.

Senya and Hoag are Knot Friends! We should probably not associate ourselves with them anymore.

Knot Friends by Hoagous September 21, 2007