lordgasm

A lordgasm is an orgasm one might receive when worshiping and believing so hard they cream their jeans. It is apparent in the faces and actions of millions of deep faith christians. This provides them to have an outlet for their sexual energy that is otherwise denied them due to their faith.

That girl just had a lordgasm and spoke in tongues - she's not going home with dry panties

by gothnerd December 14, 2009

Lordgasm

The obnoxious and uncomfortable mentioning aloud of the name of Jesus Christ in prayer by the person saying the prayer which removes its sanctity. This phenomenon is found commonly in Pentacostal Christianity.

I wish that the old lady in back would stop having a lordgasm so I can pray in peace.

by UrbanBurban December 25, 2018