lorch

instead of using the lord’s name in vain and being sent to hell, use lorch when you are in a steamed situation

OH MY LORCH!!

by [e-mail] July 29, 2018

lorch

Any one of a hybrid species of indigestible poisons found in the eastern United States. It typically has the appearance of a half-eaten feces sample encased in regurgitated meatloaf. Although it may appear to be horrid, ugly, violent, and sluggishly stupid, looks in this case are not deceiving in the least. A lorch was last spotted in the United States, where it reportedly tried to defecate upon a rose petal and subsequently fainted of rectal hemmhoraging.

A lorch, upon seeing its reflection in a pond, may suddenly lose its petals and morph into acidic yeast mold.

by malkovish November 09, 2003

Lorch

To jab someone really hard in the back of the leg in the area behind the knee.

Derek was lorched so hard that he couldn't walk the next day.

by norcher January 16, 2015

mr. lorch

A mean teacher at mesa verde middle school and should be fired

Mr. Lorch made the new kid cry because the new kid got out of his chair

by Jorhenson33 August 01, 2017

Lorch Effect

The intoxicating sexual attraction felt towards an individual named Anthony Lorch. This attraction applies to heterosexual females and homosexual/bisexual males.

'Dude did you see that girl? She couldn't take her eyes off you?'
'Yeah, the Lorch effect at play again. It's autonomous'

by Lorchay September 04, 2018