1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity
Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.
by SexEdTeacher July 8, 2009
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After lunch at Taco Bell I had a bad case of the loosey pooseys.
by HardyPartyMom April 26, 2022
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