shit log look-a-like

To examine your shit before you flush and find logs that remind you a people.

Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.

Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.

by Young Blood Chapman September 19, 2007

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This is what democracy looks like! (You obviously don't know what democracy is or should be. Here is an example of (real) democracy!)

by ErnstNBlunt February 11, 2018

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Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 16, 2020

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