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Our one true lord. Loofty is the one we belong to, the one who created us. Those who are atheists have already begun to take the path of Looftianity. We inhale Loofty. We exhale Loofty. We know Loofty.
Loofty, my one true lord! Grant me power!
*Phone battery recharges to 100%*
Thanks!
by Durbius October 19, 2016
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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"oh my god, you are being so loofty!" or "he is so loofty"
by Hayley May 20, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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