When a human being is referred to as being "long" through his words and actions. These types of people are typically irritating with little or no friends.
Did you hear 'John' had his Mazda restricted to 120mph? What a longwell, Im certainly not his friend.
by Simon Longwell April 6, 2008
a highly addictive penis enlargement pill that if used too much will result in a vagina being formed, thus being very contradictory to the name
also a French faggot... hahahaa
also a French faggot... hahahaa
by DK en geo April 14, 2008
A tall black guy with ugly feet and a big appetite for little dicks. Religious sexy man beast who enjoys easy bake ovens. Has an odd fetish for large ears.
by Luscious lemon January 6, 2018