The supposed way that all Long Islanders pronouce the name "Long Island." Its mostly made up by NYC residents who like to poke fun at the Long Island accent (which can sound like a mixture of italian, jewish and new englander accents). Despite this stereotype, most people who live on Long Island pronounce Long Island as long-eye-land.
I have lived here for my whole life, 21 years, and I have never said "lawnguyland"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'