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Some one who is 'long' e.g. they take a long time in doing things, hold you up, and force you to make efforts you would rather not.
John - go down the shops to get me some fags.
Tim - LONGBOD!!!!

Tim - I'll be another 30mins matey.
John - LONGBOD!!!!
Longbod by Jon Gray April 27, 2006

long rod von hugen dong 

The name given to given to affluent Germans born of royalty
that specialize in kama sutra and have elephantitis of the johnson.
long rod von hugen dong has been knighted for manliness from chuck Norris for being a superior he bitch.
A person of taller than average height with a thin physique who could be mistaken for a walking johnson.
I was at this gig the other night but couldn't see anything because this long rod kept dancing in front of me.
Long Rod by Baz L August 10, 2007
A person who is very good with his hands very handsome man who get the Pussy wetter than ever and very goofy in the wrong situations
My nigga do not know how to satisfy me I need a longbody
longbody by Longbody June 10, 2017
A slang term for penis coined by the rapper Ruben Slikk. It is unknown if it only applies to his penis, or if it’s a general term for above-average male genitalia.
I cry, I cry so hard, that bitch, she suck my longgod
Longgod by Sir swag alot January 29, 2025

Dallas Longron 

A beautiful man with a big gurthy hairy veiny throbbing sweaty Cheeto dust covered black cock but he ugly n fat so
Dallas Longron gas a big dick