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longosex (-1.114)
According to the Real Academia EspaƱola, the Spanish-language word "longo" is derived from the Quechua-language word "lungu".

Socialistic hippies like the longos because of their uncivilized Turd World manners.
by extreme troll May 03, 2007
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longosex (-0.149)
Chronic masturbation. Uncontrollable boner-lust, followed by humping any object within reach. The result of Longoing to long is having a crushed pelvis and imploded penis.
Man 1: Oh my God, he's at it again.

Man 2: What? Who?

Man 1: My roommate. He's Longoing. Again.

Man 2: Jesus, does he have, like a problem or something??

Man 1: He's like an animal. A monster.

Longo: What's going on fellas.

Man 2: Why is your hand bleeding?

Man 1: *silent disapproval*

Longo: You guys are douchebags.
by Marsha Brady Is Hot October 20, 2006
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longosex (-1.114)
Socialistic hippies like the longos because of their uncivilized Turd World manners.
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Longoname (-0.366)
His friends call him Ponyboy(definitely not a big cock joke) and he is insane but he wouldn't hurt his friends infact his friends are the only thing that matter to him and he couldn't live without them.But if their is one thing you don't want to do it is fuck with his friend Brian they are like brothers and mike will wear you like a suit if you try to hurt his friends especially Brian...and never ever fuck with the girl he likes or you might just die.
no Longo its okay don't hurt him
by someone.youll.never.meet2 October 17, 2013
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