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Long Horse 

Long Horse is a long horse. Commonly known to smell exactly like cinnamon.
Long Horse is very long!
Long Horse by Cornelius Pant October 1, 2019

Long Horse 

A non-hostile fictional creation of Trevor Henderson. It appears in the shape of a horses neck, but the neck extends infinitely with no end in side. The face looks sort of like the skeleton of a horse with very little hair. He smells strongly of cinnamon and makes creaking and cracking noises like bones snapping as it moves its neck. Despite its scary appearance, long-horse is not necessarily friendly, but non-hostile. He wont attack you.
Girl: What is that horrifying creature outside my window

Boy: Don't worry, its just long horse. He wont hurt you.

Girl: Oh, okay.
Long Horse by VoidEmpress November 16, 2019

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.
John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run 

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

Longhouse 

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.
-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.
Longhouse by karqz November 12, 2022

Longhouse 

The sometimes seemingly necessary act of having sex with a third non-participating party in the room. The name refers to the huge single room houses where entire tribal communities lived and slept. Couples had the unfortunate choice of getting it on next to their sleeping kids and ugly, annoying neighbors or shagging on twigs in the woods.
Man, this dude longhoused his girl last while I tutored his roommate three feet away in their dorm room. It was nasty but at least he wasn't longhousing himself under them covers.
Longhouse by ProHater August 5, 2008