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Long is an adjective used to describe someone with a Long Penis.

Also can be used to describe someone cool, even if they may not actually have a Long Penis.
That guy was so Long! He was doin ninja flips and shit, and had like a 2 foot dick!
by Adam the Wordsmith May 26, 2010
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The most annoying person you will ever meet.

He can be amazingly smart, but that doesn't make up for his sad personality.
Often a person who is a fan of starwars and is Vietnamese.
Even though Long has straight A's on grade, he's still a loser and always will be.
by Aznroxr September 26, 2009
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the state of being larger, not bigger but larger in a stretched out way. Sort of like a pencil fused into a penis. Which forms PP. So PP is long.
My pee pee is long.
by --a0a-- February 26, 2003
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Long is an extremely cool asian guy who is kind of annoying sometimes but is a great friend. Once you're friends with Long...he will eat your cat.
Man Long is cool

Long D is freakin awesome!

Man! Long ate my cat!
by I sac my pants November 22, 2016
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the opposite of shorts, pretty much just pants.
"i got some new longs."
"oh my god, Lewis, we've been over this, they're called 'pants'."
via giphy
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n. a situation which involves extreme harshness
adj. one who displays long qualities.
"Ahhhhhh long. You are such a long boy"
by SJ March 20, 2003
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shorts that go way past your knees and are 2 sizes too big. usually a belt is necessary
Dude, those longs are tight.
by blaketh May 19, 2004
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