Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!
by Swiss Rolls July 20, 2010
by maui059 July 18, 2011
The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.
by Moistmaster March 14, 2017
for a woman or man who is giving a blow job to bite the penis off their partner while said partner ejaculates(aka:cums, busts a nut <pun intended>, ruptures, hits climax).
(jelly filled long john)What Lorena Bobbitt should have done.
by Breakfast Family <Court &Joey> November 25, 2008
"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor
by The Original Donald Trump May 8, 2023
Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
by John McMenda July 28, 2020
When a mand is ramming a girl up the ass and is about to ejaculate he pulls out and forces her to suck him off.
by white guy named jacrispy March 27, 2015