Long John Silver

Another word for a man's penis. Commonly used as a replacement word on radio stations to avoid using derogatory language.

"he used his Long John Silver to write his name in the snow."

by Andyisbored May 21, 2022

The Sloppy Long John Silver

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

by Moistmaster March 14, 2017

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).

"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.

“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”

by RealCfan March 18, 2023