A male/female, usually defined as attending or have attended The Southport School (TSS). A long-haired yahoo unironically employs a sense of cultural righteousness, but comes across as a bit of a lout.
Tonight we'll be debating against TSS, but I don't thing those long-haired yahoos have anything on us.
by Smiffy Smiff April 5, 2017
A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.
"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."
by DJDuane May 6, 2009
A male with long straight greasy stringy hair. 1963 Woodstock Hippie. Word used by Cowboys and Rednecks to describe a Hippie/
by colbyco August 31, 2009
A boy who thinks they have freinds but really dont, also are really mean to people he knows and he thinks his hair is really sexy even tho its greasy an sickening.
by Jimmy p January 15, 2006
A phrase originally used in the late '60s and early '70s in support of the hippie movement against the older generation's often prude and narrowminded world view, which associated long hair (especially on males) with a sloppy lifestyle. Sometimes also related to long hair on males being associated with homosexuality due to the similarity with traditionally feminine hairstyles. The phrase emphasizes that the speaker isn't affected by what is meant as an insult but actually embraces the accusation.
"Get a haircut, you hippie!"
- "Long hair don't care!"
or:
"Get a haircut, you faggot!"
- "Long hair don't care!"
- "Long hair don't care!"
or:
"Get a haircut, you faggot!"
- "Long hair don't care!"
by nicky123 September 6, 2014
Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.
Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
by gorilla tities February 17, 2014
Adj - 1. To fit the criteria of "Long-Haired Faggot" one must have a hair length that exceeds their eye-brows. Must also have an impeccable style and/or #Swaq about them.
Warning: "Long-Haired faggots" are commonly confused with folks with "Bieber Fever" but they are quite different. To tell them apart, see friend counts. If there is an absents of friends they are with the "Bieber Fever" bandwagon.
Verb - 1.To act like a "Long-Haired faggot" one must mindlessly but into conversations and through irrelevant points into arguments.
2. One may also walk with their head at a tilt to keep their "Gay-Long-Hair" out of their eyes.
Warning: "Long-Haired faggots" are commonly confused with folks with "Bieber Fever" but they are quite different. To tell them apart, see friend counts. If there is an absents of friends they are with the "Bieber Fever" bandwagon.
Verb - 1.To act like a "Long-Haired faggot" one must mindlessly but into conversations and through irrelevant points into arguments.
2. One may also walk with their head at a tilt to keep their "Gay-Long-Hair" out of their eyes.
eg. 'Cody Talking' "The other day Chase was being such a "Long-Haired Faggot!" He walked up to us when we were talking, with his head perpendicular to the floor, and was like "I wasn't even there!". We were talking about cookies...
by Chaseybug February 29, 2012