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1.
A term for vagina, particularly prevalent in the panhandle area of Florida, usually in conjunction with "mended", which means "to engage in vigorous, violent sexual intercourse with".
I've definitely mended your mom's loney.
by Kevin's Mother January 26, 2011
 
2.
1. Loney (v): To disgrace a football field/ mock the game of football as a legitimate sport...

2. To embarrass the human race as an intelligent species

3. To be the ABSOLUTE worst at something, no questions asked
1. What the hell kind of play was that?! He totally loneyed it!

2. Do me a favor... please don't loney this one.

3. Jesus hes a disgrace. He's the loney of the medical profession.
by Mike Martinez September 18, 2005