A term for vagina, particularly prevalent in the panhandle area of Florida, usually in conjunction with "mended", which means "to engage in vigorous, violent sexual intercourse with".
by Kevin's Mother January 27, 2011
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1. Loney (v): To disgrace a football field/ mock the game of football as a legitimate sport...

2. To embarrass the human race as an intelligent species

3. To be the ABSOLUTE worst at something, no questions asked
1. What the hell kind of play was that?! He totally loneyed it!

2. Do me a favor... please don't loney this one.

3. Jesus hes a disgrace. He's the loney of the medical profession.
by Mike Martinez September 19, 2005
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SHORT, Sara Loney is someone who is so short you can barely see her. Don't get her confused for a beetle, She might attack you with no remorse but is still awesome.
Woah man stop that's just Sara Loney not a beetle
Let's hang out with Sara Loney, hope we can find her though
by LINKDROWNED November 17, 2017
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by Chica 2 November 25, 2021
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A thick ass my that lives on the border. His ass is so fat the sound of them clapping causes people to go deaf. He has brown Curly hair make sure you watch out for him
Yo bro I can’t hear no more
You must of been near ben loneys asshole
by Pussyslayer900000 June 23, 2023
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