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L.O.M. - Lecherous Old Man

That guy who sexually takes advantage of individuals below the age of 18, when he's above it.
That son of a bitch L.O.M. is prowling the high schools again. Best round up the possy

Historical reference: "Thats what I love about high school girls, i get older, they stay the same age heheheh."
by hoesnotshmoes January 05, 2011
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I didn't feel like going out so I spent the night lomming around the house.
by Nizzler August 22, 2003
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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= Laughter of monkeys, a way to not use lol so much..
"Yo Tom is such a dickhead lom"
by Jason Statham Chocolate April 07, 2010
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An 82 year old LOM presented to the ER complaining of Chest Pain and shortness of breath.
by bogus18588 March 03, 2011
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A term originating in the small town of Eden Falls (population: dwindling) to mean any conspiracy, but the "modern" variant in the new (much smaller) town of Eden Falls II is anything and everything.

"LOM kicked the baby!"
"Stop LOMming with each other!"
"LOM me harder, baby! Yeah!"
"Oh, it's already been LOM!"
"LOM you, mother-LOMmer!"
"You want something to LOM with your burger?"
"Let's all go the LOMmy..."
by Vive Murray October 30, 2003
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Sorry anrdew liu you wont find your awnser here you lom
Andrew Liu is such a LOM
by Dr Jagger April 15, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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acronym for "Lyin' On Me". used when someone is not telling you the truth.
Zing Zadan: "I was the high scorer in the basketball game yesterday."
Axis Zadan: "L.O.M."
by Velthoff December 10, 2010
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