Lostism 

The religion based off our lord and savior lost_at_sea45. It is meant to combat all other religions. We believe Lost is the one and only god. Sacrifices are a important part of the religion.

Cube: Praise Lost!
Noob: What does that mean?
Cube: It’s how we praise our lord and savior lost_at_sea45
Noob: What is the religion called?
Cube: It’s called Lostism, you should join and dedicate your life to him

Lostism by TheUnknownDogger October 6, 2020

lolism 

lolism: the following of the word lol.
some people worship the word lol, they are lolists.

Nat: Hey you know what?
Sam: I dunno
Nat: Im part of a new religion
Sam: WHAT????
Nat: lolism!

lolism by Natman1991 April 5, 2007

Lolism 

Using Lol as a responce to anything thats not funny at all.

Ahmed: Dude Rita's is Much better than Carvel's

Louis: Yea mannnnnn

Brittnay: LOLLLLLL

Ahmed: wow Lolism right there.

Lolism by Alfuse188888888888888888888888 May 25, 2009

loliism

noun

A recent system of beliefs and rituals revolving around worship and adoration of the lolicon as ideal.

When an your attraction to lolis are beyond sexual, that is when you are experiencing loliism.

loliism by Shirushi Otahime July 19, 2005

lolism 

study of lolism and its origin

Gary goes to school to stdy lolism

lolism by scsi April 5, 2007

LOLitism

Pronounced (lawl-a-tis-em)
An mental condition caused by a person spending too much time on the internet or texting causing them to say "LOL" aloud.

Person 1: Now it says to insert rod A into slot connector B.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: LOL.
Person 2: Did you just say LOL? Oh my god! My best friend has LOLitism!

LOLitism by ExoKiller4 June 2, 2009

Lolism 

Lolism is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriarchal all-powerful Glold. The Holy Book of Lolism is the Biblole, from the Greek word Biblolios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Biblole is not one book but indeed 69 books. Unlike Christianity, there are no different denominations of Lolism because the Glold was smart enough to avoid writing contradictions in the Biblole.
One basic tenet of Lolism is that Alvin Lolee was the messiah and died for our sins. Those who do not have faith in him will be totally lolwned in His second coming.

- The first prophets of Lolism came from the ancient lands of www.worthlessforums.com
- The first church of Lolism is at www.stopdropandlol.com

Lolism is a much better religion than Christianity.

Lolism by Oliver Zhang August 28, 2008