very sexy beast with a love for the ship larry stylinson 💙💚. enjoys reading larry fics (specifically unbelievers) in her free time and she loves talking to her beloved friend val. funny as fuck and will not hesitate to ram your skull into a piece of drywall. has her moments where her logic fails her but thats okay!
“what if louisballs ever gets noticed by louis’ balls”
“ dont worry shes not that lucky”
The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade
Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!
A medical condition in which tetanus results in prolonged contraction of skeletal muscle fibers ... in your balls. Painful muscle spasms may preclude the use of your balls.
Jra: Damn, that dude was just fell down off that fence.
Mkr: I hope he didn't get scratched by a rusty nail. He'll need a tetanus shot so he doesn't get lockballs.