lolrbating 

(lawl-uhr-bate-ing) Searching the internet desperately in search of lulz.

1: Dude where have you been all day?

2:Sorry dude, I was lolrbating and I lost track of time

lolrbating by abigscaryhobo May 18, 2011

Loverbating

Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex.

Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance

Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance

Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming

Johnny:.... :O)

Loverbating by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009

lolbating 

To use the letters LOL for sexual stimulation.

lolololololololol *lolbating*
lol

lolbating by Qwerty Joe December 20, 2005

lollerbating 

When something happens that's so funny you spring wood.

My ex got a DUI and I started lollerbating all over the place

lollerbating by grunyo August 25, 2008

lolgating 

Appending "lol" to the end of a message in an attempt to dampen its seriousness or creepiness. Usually does not work.

Variant of "tailgating"

What? Lolgating does not make that ok!

lolgating by captain_euphemism January 13, 2011