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lollygagger 

:Lol'i*gag*er, a.(lollygagging);

Lollygagger, The art of being extremely slow at everything; sloth like; moving a small distance in a long time; not quick in motion; tardy; to delay; sluggish; a habitually slow dude.
Yo, Sketchly! Im ready to go to the bar. Why you still putting on your damn socks? Your a damn lollygagger, always taking your sweet ass time. Im going without you! Peace, im out! You lollygagging bitch!
lollygagger by Bertabun November 13, 2006

lollygagger 

someone who is by nature, always late, and incredibly slow getting things done.
My boyfriend is a lollygagger, he makes me late for everything!
lollygagger by Fiannasidhe July 22, 2004

Lollyringer 

A lollygagger in disguise. Actually a very skilled, quick, talented, witty individual that is posing as a lollygagger as to "sandbag" in order to not alert opponents or an adversary of ones actual prowess. To fly under the radar as a lollygagger but when the opportunity arises take advantage of the moment to exercise this dominance.
That Lollyringer really fooled me, it sure didn't seem like he had that outstanding performance in him. He freaking won that competition single handedly after looking like a complete slacker.
Lollyringer by RetroPatriot July 24, 2009

lollylagger 

A person who lags or has a laggy internet connection, much like a laggamuffin.
Damn you stupid lollylagger! Get a faster connection so we can play online!
lollylagger by diriginal August 21, 2006

lollygagger 

A lazy person, somebody who is idle - a slacker
- Phillips, quit reading that porno and get back to work you lollygagger
- The train and bus drivers are a bunch of lollygaggers
lollygagger by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

Alaskan Lollygagger 

The act of sucking a turd from a persons ass.
Jenny gave me an awsome Alaskan Lollygagger last night.