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lolpants 

lolpants is a substitute for "lol"

It is usually used when the thing being loled at is not what you want to happen, or is annoying, or rubbish, or perhaps inconvenient for someone else.

Can be used a perfectly legal alternative to lol

Very useful
Friend: I fell down the stairs
Me: Lolpants

Me: I am so alone in the world. I have no friends.
Them: lolpants

etc...
lolpants by Jon Bz0r February 20, 2008
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lollerpants 

An exclamation expressing out loud laugher.
hahaha oh lollerpants!
lollerpants by Chemical Burn November 8, 2006

lollypants

A pair of pants that cause the wearer to experience a lollyic sensation in which they are transported to an alternate universe where all of their greatest wishes may come true.
Macbeth: Act I. Scene 2.

Macbeth: "Over yonder that man seems to be sporting a fine pair of lollypants."
King Duncan: "Indeed."
lollypants by Mr. Lolly October 21, 2005

Lollipads 

Law-lee-pads
Verb

Like many lily pads in a pond; many LOL's in one go.

QT 2023 (but I've been saying it since I was 15)
T: No, you can't go down on me. I have jock itch, I'm covered in baby powder.
Q: Lollipads
Lollipads by Tiditee January 21, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026