lolenka 

:a young girl approximately 10-14 or just at the start of pubescence.

Historically, this noun was a Slavic pet name for a young girl no longer a "девочка" (little girl) but not yet a "девушка" (young lady).

pl: lolenki

"Did you see that cute lolenka in church today? She will be absolutely beautiful in a few more years."

lolita russian devochka fräulein

lolenka by Sonya_4002 November 28, 2009

Lokesh 

The most amazing, perfect, sarcastic angel on the phase of this earth.

One true lover and friend who never leaves their side.

Lokesh is Amazing

Lokesh by I will find you November 26, 2021

Lokester 

Noun: A chill person (Androgynous).

The noun Lokester originated in Aliso Viejo, California. It has developed a positive connotation and can be used to describe any person in any circumstance (as long as they're chill). The word Lokester is associated with the SoCal Lokesters .

Devon: "Hey dude your mod needs a drip."
Evan: "Dude you're a lokester !"

Luke: "I just slammed her in her mom's bed!"
Megan: "You're such a lokester Luke! Props dude!"
Sasha: "You dog! You lokester !"
Quint: "Righteous!!! Lokedog Millionaire! You're such a lokester dude!"

Lokester by Swankyswankynug July 4, 2014

dick-loesch

(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.

(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.

Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.

dick-loesch by Rickman January 28, 2007

Lolee 

A nickname for an amazingly beautiful girl prophecied since the days of old to be the most attractive person to ever be born. So far, the only reported sighting of this mystical beauty happened in Southern California during early 2010. The discoverer claimed to have found the prophecy-fulfilling individual and has announced plans to take her for himself. Countless men have heard this tale and grieved their own loss, but, according to the supposed discoverer, nothing shall ever come between them.

Guy #1: "Dude, I think I just met Lolee!"

Guy #2: "Sorry man, I doubt it. I heard Lolee has already been found by some lucky guy."

Guy #1: "Then how come this girl seemed so perfect?"

Guy #2: "Because the real Lolee, unlike this girl, doesn't just seem perfect. She IS perfect. You'll soon find that no girl, not even the one you just met, can even compare to Lolee."

Guy #1: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Lolee by travisthenickname August 3, 2010

stretched lobes

Stretched Lobes are ear lobes stretched beyond the "normal" size of 18g. The incorrect term for the stretching process is "Gauging"; the jewelry are certain Gauges (For example, 2g is 1/4".) The origins of this process go back to tribes in Africa, Asia, and even some in early America.

Frequently asked questions about this are:
“Does it hurt?”
It really shouldn’t. If you stretch slowly and only one size at a time (waiting till it is healed) it shouldn’t be more than a slight discomfort for a few seconds.

“How big will I stretch before it won’t go back to normal?”
On average, 2g

“What comes after 00/000?”
Refer to the chart:
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Gauge Inches Millimeters
16ga 1.3mm
14ga 1.6mm
12ga 2.0mm
10ga 2.5mm
8ga 3.2mm
6ga 4.1mm
4ga 5.1mm
2ga 1/4" 6.3mm
0ga 5/16" 7.9mm
00ga 3/8" 9.5mm
000ga 7/16" 11.1mm
1/2" 12.7mm
9/16" 14.2mm
5/8" 15.8mm
11/16" 17.4mm
3/4" 19.0mm
13/16" 20.6mm
7/8" 22.2mm
15/16" 23.8mm
1" 25.4mm

“How big can I go?”
Depends on the size of your lobes, how thick, and how well you stretch. There are people currently here in America with lobes over 3 inches.

“Why do it?”
Personal choice, everyone’s different.

For more information on “Stretching Lobes” you can refer to www.BMEzine.com.

For examples of Stretched lobes check out the picture section

stretched lobes by Holly Noel April 14, 2006

lolercise 

The act of audibly laughing for an extended period of time to the point of getting a physical abdominal workout. (Laughing so hard your abs start to hurt).

A : "Hey, wanna go work out at the gym later?"
B : "Nah, I'm feeling pretty lazy today...wanna go see Jackass 3D instead? My friend told me he got some lolercise watching it."
A : "Yeah sure. I needed to work abs today anyway."

lolercise by beerad07 October 25, 2010