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Loko Tu Dame Juiced 

A juicy Kit Kat( to men).
A juicy Slim Jim( to women).
Hot man: That was Loko Tu Dame Juiced
Hot woman: Ah Ah, Thank You
Loko Tu Dame Juiced by DaRoger October 27, 2019

Ya but I drank Four Loko last night 

An excuse widely excepted in the college world. A way of excusing behavior as totally understandable that would otherwise be considered illegal, embarrassing, self destructing, or weird.
Tony: "Damn it Mike you peed in the refrigerator again."

Mike: "Ya but I drank Four Loko last night."

Tony: "Oh well in that case."

dirty loko 

a mixture of hennessy cognac and monster energy drink
grab a 5th of heem, a monster and you off that dirty loko
dirty loko by thequest July 17, 2012

Dizzy Four Loko Bat 

A very fun drinking game. The rules are as follows:
1. Pour a Four Loko (or any other energized alcoholic beverage) into a wiffle ball bat
2. The person now has to chug the Four Loko out of the wiffle ball bat and the person watching has to count how many seconds it takes the other person to chug
3. Once done chugging, the chugger gives the wiffle ball bat to the watcher
4. However many seconds it took the person to chug is the amount of time the watcher gets to beat the shit out of the chugger.
John: Timenzo! It took you 25 seconds to chug. I now will proceed to beat the living shit out of you with this wiffle ball bat for approximately 25 seconds.

Timenzo: Fuck my Life!! Dizzy Four Loko Bat is Insane!

Que dices loko!? 

A Spanish way to say hello to your homies
Que dices loko!?-What up man!?
Que dices loko!? by JowySBD November 24, 2014

Rhys Coiro Is AWGE's Dracula For Always Strive And Prosper's Asap Loko 

Rhys Coiro Is AWGE's Dracula For Always Strive And Prosper's Asap Loko
Rhys Coiro Is AWGE's Dracula For Always Strive And Prosper's Asap Loko