logsy 

"Lying on ground shitting yourself". Similar to LOL but the amount on amusement is so extreme that defecation results.

"Did you just say Nicki Webster rocks? Aaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!!! LOGSY!!!!!"

logsy by Kevin of infinite madness fame October 6, 2003

Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.

Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

Shifting logs by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018

Logsday 

Logsday is the 4th day of the week, out of the total 8 (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Logsday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday).

Anon: What happened to Logsday? There are 8 days in a week: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Logsday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I learned this in kindergarten. We all did. Why do people say there are only 7 days now? What the fuck? I feel like I'm going crazy.

Logsday by geciskifli December 8, 2020

dropping logs 

From a casual perspective, 'dropping logs' can be thought of as simply taking a dump. A more serious definition would be a more deliberate approach to the art of having a bowel movement. By definition, Dropping Logs may be considered a skill by those individuals that put genuine concentrated effort into a particular bowel movement. For example; a sporting person may refer to the acquired skill of aiming turds while aloft on a tree limb as dropping logs. A person with a medical affliction like constipation may consider expressing 'dropping logs' as way of expressing verbally their feeling of relief. An animal lover may use the term affectionately, such as: Fidow did an excellent job of dropping logs on our walk this morning. It may be used as a form of personal expression: I generally am not in the habit of dropping logs at a complete stranger’s house. With a bit of imagination, the possibilities are limitless.

I caught Ginger dropping logs at my apartment when I arrived unexpectedly early. I reassured her that it was perfectly acceptable and took a massive dump myself with the door open. I warned her about the use of open flames during the process.

dropping logs by Big Ed Moustapha January 5, 2010

lefty loosy righty tighty 

lefty loosy righty tighty is the oppisite of righty tighty lefty loosy you tun left to tighten and right to loosen propane cylinders and fittings often use left handed threads

i was trying to hook up a propane tank not knowing you go lefty loosy righty tighty i finally figured it out and got the propane tank hooked up

lefty loosy righty tighty by bluebear December 18, 2021

righty tighty lefty loosy 

Refers to threads on a screw, nut, bolt, etc. To tighten, you turn to the right (clockwise). To loosen, you turn toward the left (counter clockwise). A few exceptions exist, notably old propane cylinders and some pipe fittings.

"How do I get this screw out?"
"Righty tighty lefty loosy!"

righty tighty lefty loosy by Okie Dokie December 10, 2005

Lousy Hipster 

Someone who fulfills some but not all of the criteria of being a hipster. He/she either differs from hipsters in at least one important way, or inconsistently exhibits hipster-like characteristics.

Nich claims that he's a lousy hipster, but I haven't seen him eat meat in at least two years. He's totally gone vegetarian.

Lousy Hipster by WithEazE August 26, 2013