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situation-loggie 

1. occurs when an individual is screwed over by someone he thought he could rely on in the most reprehensible of ways at the worst possible time, with the least possible warning. Generally occurs after the offending 'friend' has recently reassured you they would never do any such thing. The offending individual in a situation-loggie generally justifies his actions by claiming he has found happiness.

2. The situation that occurs when an individual is willing to sell out all his friends and various other commitments abruptly and with no warning for a girl he has never met. Can also be used to describe situations involving people who generally put their fledgling relationships before their friends instantaneously, regardless of if they've met the person yet or not.
1. "Uh oh, fred is texting that skanky girl i knew in college who lives in Idaho. I think we might end up having a situation-loggie on our hands."

2. Yolanda promised me she'd be my roommate when I put the deposit down on that apartment. Then she ran off with the maintenance man who showed us the aparatment. Fuck if I saw a situation-loggie coming.
Wipe your own loogies off the sink. It's disgusting.
loogies by Jennifer Tai July 21, 2006

hocking loogies 

To expell phlegm or any amount of secretions from the mouth in a loud form.
Jeremy was hocking loogies all day after a long night of smoking and drinking.
hocking loogies by Dr.Alcock October 2, 2013

loogiesquared 

"You suck"
"Well you're loogiesquared"
loogiesquared by IHaveNoIdeaWhoIAm January 11, 2009

Loggins Wasted 

Being in such an advanced state of intoxication that one's lack of inhibitions and rational thought has placed them in the Danger Zone. Inspired by the Kenny Loggins song Highway to the Danger Zone.
Did you just see Scott walk over to the ladies room? He's definitely in the Danger Zone.

Yeah, he's totally creeping them out; he must be Loggins Wasted.
Loggins Wasted by JelloLegs August 21, 2011
a person who is rude or disrespectful to others around them
"He is such a loggish"
Loggish by Mr.Blub June 1, 2018