One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.
by J-dog August 22, 2003
n. One who obsessively watches their logs; one who enjoys the power of seeing what other people are doing at their sites.
by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002
If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!
by UD February 28, 2002