Log The Hog

Reference to a man having sex with a fat chick. To log the hog one has to be a chubby chaser that wins a game of nail the whale.

Dude, Nick brags about all that bearded clam he's been getting, but all he's been doing is logging the hogs. Apparently- Nick loves to log the hog.

by keifermail August 5, 2009

hog log

Private Fox always has a fat
hog log in his mouth when he is talking!

by Master chewer February 12, 2014

"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"

by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019

A log hog can either be a male or female who touches every mans log and dont let no one touch their mans log .

Hey homie did you get rid of that log hog girl you were with she kept violating me.