lofberg 

A turd that is so large, that it comes out of the bottom of the bowl, extending itself through the water and reaching out into mid-air. A rather surprising sight.

dude someone totally just left a lofberg in the upstairs bathroom... it starred me in the eye.

lofberg by markmanvan February 22, 2008

lomberg 

my boss

lomberg fucked her

lomberg by office spacer May 28, 2003

Lohbergtastisch

A noun or an adjective describing someone, or something that has unfavorable traits about it. Often used to express people as a whole.

I was just mocked, people are really being lohbergtastisch right now.

Lohbergtastisch by seetuechtig July 13, 2019

lotberg 

Large mountain of shoveled-off snow and ice (along with embedded ice-removal salt and sand, and litter) found at the edges of parking lots in northern areas during the winter.

"Joe parked under the shadow of a 15-foot-tall lotberg and walked into the Walmart to finish his Christmas shopping.

lotberg by cannottbeblankatall April 8, 2009