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Leinster 

Leinster - LONS-STER - noun

Affluent Province in the East of Ireland, home to Kilkenny City, Naas, Gorey and the Irish Capital Dublin.

Populated by a diverse range of people hailing from backwards rural areas like Urlingford to cosmopolitan Dublin, the financial and social capital posessing most of the country's top bars, property locations, business houses and eateries.

Most famous for it's Champion rugby team based in Dublin 4. Leinster rugby's spiritual home is the romantic Donnybrook but lately matches have taken place in the Royal Dublin Showgrounds (RDS) and a planned move to Lansdowne Road as tickets sales soar.

Leinster are statistically the best supported team in Celtic rugby as well as the most solvent. They posses a proverbial who's who of Irish and International rugby talent. Leinster are currently the Magner's League Champions of the Celtic country and are favoured to lift this season's Heineken Cup.

Despite a devastating backline and rich domestic rugby heritage Leinster are often handicapped by their new found "fan base" drawn from Dublin's outer suburbia commuter belt, many of these new fans are members of the OLSC and struggle to comprehend the more basic of rugby's laws.

"Wow I could score on a night out like Leinster do on the pitch"

"I suppose you could say people from Leinster are the real chosen people"
Leinster by Paulie O'Connell February 19, 2009

LOLMONSTER 

A LOLMONSTER is someone who is very funny and tells many jokes. He/She is always the funniest person in the room and can make anyone laugh at anytime.
Bob: Dude, here comes the LOLMONSTER
LOLMONSTER: Hey guys, whats up?
Everyone: HAHAHAH, you're hilarious.

Leominster 

1. The (former) plastics capitol of the world.

2. Soon to become as bad a gangster hood as Fitchburg.

3. The BETTER twin of the two Twin Cities.

4. The birthplace of the infamous Johnny Appleseed
I live in Leominster, Massachusetts
Leominster by J Appleseed March 25, 2005

Leominster Handshake 

The act of two men purchasing forties at the Wyman's on Pleasant St. and then walking to the back of the building to blow eachother.
Juan and Pepe ran out of blunts so they decided to end the night with a Leominster handshake.

Lolmonster 

Something you say when you hear a joke that is utterly and insanely hilarious. An awesome word used by only awesome people. If you make fun of someone who uses this word, you are lame because it is the coolest word in the universe.
Boy: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

Brunette: I dont know , tell me.

Boy: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Brunette: OMG.... lolmonster!!! such an epic joke!!
Lolmonster by MarilenaAwesome March 29, 2011

Leominster 

Leominster, MA is the bestest city in New England. Our rivals are fitchburg and fitchburg sucks so dont go there. We rule, you dont.
GO BLUE DEVILS, (leominster masscot)
Leominster by coolpersonjknotreally September 11, 2011