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Pete Loeffler 

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Pete Loeffler is the sexiest, smartest, singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter of our generation.

Pete Loeffler is the frontman for Chevelle.
He is from Chicago, he started playing the guitar when he was 12.
He and his brothers (sexy) formed Chevelle in 1994.
A lot of his lyrics are actually about funny subjects, but sound serious or dark.
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When Pete Loeffler was 12 his older sister and her boyfriend told Pete to learn to play "Eruption" by "The Cult" and he did. He is a bad ass motherfucker!
Because of his lung capacity he can go all night....in my dreams.
mmmmm....just thinking about him....i just jizzed in my pants.
Pete Loeffler by The Clincher May 18, 2009

Sam Loeffler 

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Sam Loeffler a.k.a. the best fucking sexiest drummer in the world.
Received the award for the best alternative rock drummer of 2008.
Is the backbone for the greatest rock band Chevelle.
He has been playing drums since he was 14 years old. He is from Chicago, where he and his brothers formed Chevelle in 1994.
see sexy
Sam Loeffler kicked ass in concert and in the bedroom...in my fantasies.
Sam Loeffler could beat me with his sticks any time.
mmmmm.... just thinking about him... I just jizzed in my pants.
Sam Loeffler by Saturdays May 18, 2009

Loeffler Look 

1.The look Pete Loeffler (lead singer for Chevelle) has when he sings. He commonly looks up at the ceiling, and has a total orgasm look.
2. A look of total ecstasty or total oh yes-ness
She had a total Loeffler look!
Loeffler Look by Dutchly Dude April 4, 2010

Mr. loeffel 

Mr loeffel is a teacher with attitude. Also known as a flying squirrel. A really bad teacher.

(That’s all I gotta say.)
A student who turned in their work in 2 minutes late: Oh boy I hope he doesn’t say anything... atlEAST it’s turned in..

Mr. Loeffel is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. Should NOT be a teacher. Sarcastic, over the top, wants to see the world burn, general asshole.

Mr loeffel : YOU FUCK UP HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU IMBECILE I WILL END YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GRADE YOU DUMB ASS BITCH.

Student: 😀😅😭
Mr. loeffel by Joebidenspuebes January 2, 2021

aspen loeffler

a back stabbing bi*ch how just wants fame and money from her father, David Loeffler, who is the manager of the most amazing human beings in the world, Why Don't We. Anyway back to aspen. She uses Jack Avery (beautiful creature) for fame and she tries to show off her non-existing ass. A trump supporting snake who the boys unfollowed.
person: do you know aspen loeffler?

me: im sorry i only know snake loeffler.

Aspen Loeffler

Annoying Hoe who uses Jack Avery for the money and not the fame. She’s not Insta Famous, she’s and Insta Slut.
A psycho bitch who is the daughter of David Loeffler, who is the manager of the perfectly perfect band called Why Dont We. She uses Jack Avery to earn fame so she can be popular.

Friend: Have you heard of the Instagram star Aspen Loeffler?
Me: no but I’ve heard of the Instagram Slut Asspain Hoe-Double F-Loser
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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