Urban Dictionary: lock and lurch

1.	lock and lurch
	When someone lurched (farts) and locks the doors and windows on the car, trapping the passengers in a lurchy gas. WTF why you lock and lurch get me outta here! buy lock and lurch mugs & shirts gas shit poop ass shart flatulence smell queef crap farting sex stink poo toot butt poot smelly anus penis anal pass gas vagina turd stinky farts dutch oven wind pussy dick dump diarrhea burp gross break wind asshole nasty cut the cheese toilet fuck gay sbd feces air sneeze cunt flatulate trump guff flatulance funny by goodbilly1 Jan 4, 2009 add a video