When you getting road dome and right before you cum you slide the seat forward and the steering wheel down to where she has to catch it.
by Justin Devine October 26, 2007
1.Meaning to lock a magazine or clip of live ammo into a weapon and then load the first round into the chamber by pulling back the charging handle and letting it fly forward, picking up the first round from the magazine on it's way.
2.Generally used to indicate "getting ready" for something big.
2.Generally used to indicate "getting ready" for something big.
1.I loaded the shells into the shotgun and I pulled back the slide and said "Lock n' Load!"
2.If someone was going to approach a girl in a bar, he might say to his friends as he got up..."lock and load".
2.If someone was going to approach a girl in a bar, he might say to his friends as he got up..."lock and load".
by rallala May 31, 2008
The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.
Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.
by 23rd Chromosome October 6, 2015
Sex position with man on top and woman lying face down with legs together. This could also be used for anal entry.
by jibjabber September 23, 2008
Prepared for an imminent activity. Believed to have originated during WWII, referring to the M1 Garand rifle, whose bolt automatically "locked" a round in the chamber when the rifle was "loaded" with a magazine, which could then be immediately fired without any further preparation required.
by 8david8 March 11, 2016
A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!
As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"
by DC July 14, 2004
''Lock, loaded and Ready to Blow'' is an way of saying ''i'm ready to do this shit!'', mostly used in EDM located-world. The term is also used in Steve Aoki's hit song of 2015 ''The Power of Now''
by Rainbow Vic July 8, 2022