lochgilphead is situated by loch gilp meaning "chisel shaped loch". lochgilphead is home to kilmory castle (the local goverments offices) dispite having shops and clubs lochgilphead still manages to remain the disreputed cum stain on the worlds sunday blouse.
person 1- so your from lochgilphead?
person 2-yeah, so what?
person 1-no luck