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lochaned 

Getting hit in the face with a hockey stick during a field hockey match and losing teeth or breaking jaw bones
damn that fool came from the wrong side and got lochaned
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lochabar 

The area of Scottland owned by Damian Henderson of South Plainfield, New Jersey. Passed down to him by his great great great great granddaddy Lochabar after winning an Atlantean arm-wrestling contest against the Loch-Ness Monster. Presumed to soon be its own nation. Also, due to the nature of ownership, can be used as a nickname for certian persons who own land in Scottland.
"Yo, we going to visit Lochabar today?"
"Our friend, or the place?"
"Well, how do you presume we get to Scottland?"
"To Lochabar's house it is."
"Think his mom made cookies?"
lochabar by sk84life831 March 7, 2009
derived from the Spanish word for milk, "leche"

1. refers to the act of ejacuation, particularly in a degrading manner, such as on a woman's face.

2. The physical substance of semen.
I gave that bitch a serious lechaso in the eye.
lechaso by pimpdaddy May 28, 2003
Lochan is a loving guy who has the biggest heart. Super athletic and does whatever is takes to win. He is the prettiest eyes and an amazing body!!
Lochan is such a stud
Lochan by nakdbekansbe April 1, 2020

lochside 

lochside is a shithole where all the junkie madlads go to bully little kids
Rando Have you heard of that shithole lochside
Other Rando ye it's a shithole
lochside by RGBizz Fake September 3, 2019

lochaber axe 

1. A medieval battle axe originating from the Scottish Highlands. The axe was used to pull down armored cavalry and allow the user to then killed the dismounted soldier. The axe itself usually has a hook on the end to allow the user to grab and pull down the armored soldier more efficiently.

2. A axe-themed variation of the traditional halberd. The lochaber has several variations ranging from a spear-like shape to something closely resembling as axe.

3. Something meant to wreck your shite!
Hey is that a lochaber axe?
Yep.
What you going to do with it.
Kill the enemy.
lochaber axe by wolfregis April 21, 2015