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The goofy people that hang out in your dorm lobby all day long. Usually smell bad because they don't shower and are proud of that fact. They hog the big screen TV to watch the Star Trek Marathon or Rocky Horror picture show with the sound turned off as they read the script they wrote for it. They sit there for hours playing board games like Dungeons & Dragons or Magic the gathering or some other goofy crap while wearing fairy costumes. They may not even belong to your dorm but take it over anyway and join forces with the dorks that do live in your dorm. They just sit there like idiots as you pelt them with snow balls, super soakers, and rocks. Even after you force them out, the smell is still there. Typically they are CS and chemistry majors.
We had planned to watch the football game on the big screen in our lobby but we don't have time to run all the damn lobsters out and clear the air before it starts.
by Sceadu October 17, 2006
 
1.
Your true love that you will always go back to =] see "Friends" the TV program, Pheobe calls Ross Rachels lobster.
You are my lobster
He is my lobster
She is my lobster
 
2.
A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina.
Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!

Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom.
by Waqcku May 28, 2005
 
3.
A slang term for the Australian $20 note due to it's orangey/red colour.
I was at the casino and chucked a lobster down on black and it came up good!
by bratha September 18, 2005
 
4.
1. A lobster is a New England term for a girl who most likely has a pretty face, nice torso but from the waist down carries an ass the size of a small planet. The ass expands to the circumference of roughly her height (or more). She is called a lobster because like the tasty shellfish "all the meat is in the tail"!
"yah dude, I mean wicked awesome! I was gonna ask that hottie in the pick up truck out but when she opened the door all I could think of was grabbing my nutcrackers and drawn butter..cause she was no doubt the biggest lobster I'd evah seen!"
"No Shit dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!"
by nhrugga October 27, 2006
 
5.
Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
by ohitssunny February 28, 2010
 
6.
A new way of defining the term "sunburn."
Guy 1: Damn, you're really red from that sunburn.
Guy 2: I hate being a lobster.
by IQU Now. August 21, 2009
 
7.
when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.
"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"
by Jayo August 15, 2004