An acronym for a loan given to a person designated as "No income, no job or assets;" hence - N-I-N-J-A.
by Joe Rodolico September 11, 2007
The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
(Noun) (Runescape) A ridiculously-high-interest loan that's quickly becomes impossible to pay off, with the goal of forcing indebted servitude toward the lender.
I accidentally took out a gnome loan 14 seconds ago and now I owe them 4x the entire Runescape Economy!
by Dr Bad March 12, 2018
You cant afford to go to college? Well then student loans are the answer! doit! Everything will be fine! It's not like you will have you will wish you were dead because of how badly in debt you are. I'm not a pussy like you and I have the debt to prove it!!!
Tod: why dont you take out a student loan?
Jeff:if i wanted to be fucked in the ass I would by a dildo Tod.
Jeff:if i wanted to be fucked in the ass I would by a dildo Tod.
by Stfuiknowshit January 24, 2019
A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.
Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!
Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.
Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.
Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!
Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.
Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.
Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!
by Kapow! June 13, 2008
Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).
John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004
When you let a friend borrow an object or possession without the intention of returning it, however if the original owner needs the object back for any reason, being able to reclaim it.
by mrblacksburger January 14, 2010