Lo Mein Buffet

When a man stuffs feces into the vagina and anus of his partner, has sexual intercourse with both orifices, and transmits HIV to the unknowing partner whose orifices are filled with shit.

Dude, Zachary totally gave that fat stripper the Lo Mein Buffet last night. Wait till that bitch finds out she's got AIDS, that's gonna be fuckin hilarious!

by Dick Slap Death February 4, 2010

Lo mein brai

Wmmyou get the lo mein brain from tik tok

She downloaded the tik tok and the Chinese gave her the lo mein brain. Nothing but a zombie now. Her barin turned into Ramen noodles.

by Tree sap May 2, 2023

Lo mein

Lo mein (n): a word used to mean "stop" during role play.

Suppose two people are roleplaying and one says "Stop", it doesn't necessarily mean stop but if they say "Lo mein", it means stop.

by Deya McCann September 27, 2022

lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole

She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.

by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022

Clam lo mein

When a girls clam is hidden by an abundance of pubic hair, resembling a bowl of lo mein noodles.

Yea she's hot, but damn that thing is hairy. Some serious clam lo mein.

by Freshboi May 17, 2021