llamaphant 

A animal, crossed between an elephant, and a llama. They come from a totally other planet. They only want total power. The elephants, they'll come with the nukes and other deadly weapons and keep us under control. The llamas, will dictate us with their mind controlling words. Oh, and the llamaphants will spit in your eyes, so, cover them. The elephants and llamas will die off, and leave the llamaphants in control while we all slowly die.

So, where was Jon last night? "He's in the hospital." OMG, What happened to him? "A llamaphant spit in his eyes." Yea, it's not long until we're all dead anyways.

llamaphant by Charlene, P. ((yoohr worst niitemare!!!)) December 3, 2006

llamapants 

1. the pants on a llama
2. a person who would be best off in the pants of a llama

that person is a llamapants, he annoys everyone and is constantly being told to go away...

llamapants by Deadseraph May 6, 2007