the Lyrics of the Llama Song:
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama
Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck
Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck
I was once a treehouse, i lived in a cake,
though i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake,
i was only three years dead, but it told a tale
and now listen, little child, to the safety rail
Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama
llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck
half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama llama duck
is it how it's told now? is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin, i've run out of luck!
time for me to retire now, and become a duck
<repeats for another uncountable number of times>
yay! Llama song FTW!!!
Only the best song every written. Go look it up on Google. Now.
Verse 1 of the Llama Song:
Here's a llama, there's a llama
And another little llama
Llama, llama, duck
A fantastically random campfire song. There's no tune, you just say the words in their natural rhythm. (actions in brackets)
(make a llama head with your hand by touching the tip of your thumb to the tip of your ring and middle fingers, pointer and baby fingers straight up)
happy llama (regular llama, see above)
sad llama (droop "ear" fingers)
totally rad llama (make a llama with both hands, shake them a little in rhythm, like you're cool...?)
super llama (2 llamas go from your hips, swooping upwards)
drama llama (llama hands kissing)
big fat mama llama (put hands beside each other and put inside fingers down to make one giant llama head)
baby llama (2 llamas kissing your cheeks)
crazy llama (circular motions with both llamas each side of your head)
don't forget barack ollama (same action as super llama)
what about the dali llama? (make llamas into "meditation" fingers)
fish, fish (put both hands out in front, palms down)
more (roll hands over eachother)
fish (hand out in front again)
turtle (make the awkward turtle)
UH (bring turtle towards your chest)
unicorn (bring both hands up to your forehead)
peacock (fan arms out to either side, kinda like a peacock tail)
The last lines should be said as fast as possible:
Let's sing the llama song" "YES" "Happy llama, sad llama, totally rad llama. Super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. Baby llama, crazy llama, don't forget barack ollama! What about the dali llama? Fish, fish, mooore fish. TURTLE(UH)UNICORNPEACOCK!
Also known as the "llama llama duck" song. Very weird, but somehow hilarious and really memorable. Just one of those random little songs you HAVE to hear.
Me: Look! The llama song!
Annoying kid: Uh that's like so sad...(five minutes later) Here's a llama, there's a llama... la la la (skips happily away)
Kid with braces: TEH LLAMAS ARE COMING!!!! (this happens if you listen to it too much)